Because We're Men is a song from the episode The Mustache that Gumball and Darwin sang after the effects of
The Mustache

Because We're Men!

the supplements kicked in.


We're gonna test drive a car, And say we need a little time to think about it -

Because we're men!

We're gonna pay more for the movies, and chop down trees, and eat a lot of meat -

Because we're men!

And we can have our own kids! ...but we're gonna wait until we meet the right person because it's an important decision,

But in the meantime we can barbeque! Buy power tools! Get tattoos!

Buy our...own shoooooooooooes!